Lesson No. 1
A man goes into the shower immediately after his wife and at the same time the doorbell ring. The woman wraps a towel around the body, running down the stairs and
goes to open the door is Roberto, the neighbor.
Before she can say anything he says, now I give you 800 Euro in cash if you drop the towel!
and reflects a moment in the towel falls to the ground ...
He looks in depth and from the agreed sum. She, a little 'upset, but happy for the small fortune earned in a flash back to the bathroom. Her husband, still in the shower asked who he was at the door. She answers: it was Robert.
Husband: perfect, I returned the 800 € that I had worked?
Moral No. 1: If you work in teams, share more information!
Lesson No. 2
At the wheel of his car, an elderly priest is taken back a young nun at the convent.
The priest can not remove his eyes from her legs crossed. Suddenly
rests his hand on the left thigh of a nun. She looks at him and said: Father, remember Psalm 129? The priest immediately withdrew his hand and is lost in a thousand excuses.
Soon after, taking advantage of a change of gear, let his hand touches the thigh of religious undeterred repeating: "Father, remember Psalm 129?
mortified, withdrew his hand, stuttering an excuse. Arriving at the convent, the nun goes without saying a word. The priest, seized by remorse dell'insano gesture rushes on the Bible in search of Psalm 129.
'Psalm 129: Go ahead, higher and higher, you will find the glory ...'
Moral No. 2: At work, always be well informed!
Lesson No. 3
A representative, an employee and a director of personnel leaving the office at noon and go to a restaurant when on a bench found an old oil lamp. The rub is
and the genie of the lamp. 'Generally, three wishes, but as you are three, you'll have one each'.
The employee pushes the other and shouts: ' it's up to me, to me .... I want to be on a pristine beach in the Bahamas, always on holiday, without any thought that might disturb my peace '. Having said that vanishes. The representative
cries: 'To me, to me, it's up to me! I want to enjoy a pinacolada on a beach in Tahiti with the woman of my dreams' It vanishes.
It's up to you, says the genie, looking at the personnel officer.
'I want those two come back after lunch to work!'
Moral # 3: Always let the boss to speak first!
Lesson No. 4
In class the teacher turns to John and asks him: 'There are five birds perched on a branch. If you shoot at a bird, how many I have left? ' Gianni says, 'No, because with the noise of the shot will fly away all'. The teacher: 'Well, the answer was four, but I like the reasons'. Then John says, 'Can I ask you a question now? The teacher 'Alright. There are three women sitting on a bench eating ice cream. A lick gently at the sides, the second swallows everything up to the cone, while the third gives small bites on top of ice cream.
Which of the three married? '
The teacher blushes and says, 'I suppose the second ... that swallows up the ice cream cone '
Gianni,' Well, the correct answer was the one that takes faith, but ... I like reasons'!
Moral # 4: Let that reason will always prevail.
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