Four lessons to learn
Lesson No. 1
A man goes into the shower immediately after his wife and at the same time the doorbell ring. The woman wraps a towel around the body, running down the stairs and
goes to open the door is Roberto, the neighbor.
Before she can say anything he says, now I give you 800 Euro in cash if you drop the towel!
and reflects a moment in the towel falls to the ground ...
He looks in depth and from the agreed sum. She, a little 'upset, but happy for the small fortune earned in a flash back to the bathroom. Her husband, still in the shower asked who he was at the door. She answers: it was Robert.
Husband: perfect, I returned the 800 € that I had worked?
Moral No. 1: If you work in teams, share more information!
Lesson No. 2
At the wheel of his car, an elderly priest is taken back a young nun at the convent.
The priest can not remove his eyes from her legs crossed. Suddenly
rests his hand on the left thigh of a nun. She looks at him and said: Father, remember Psalm 129? The priest immediately withdrew his hand and is lost in a thousand excuses.
Soon after, taking advantage of a change of gear, let his hand touches the thigh of religious undeterred repeating: "Father, remember Psalm 129?
mortified, withdrew his hand, stuttering an excuse. Arriving at the convent, the nun goes without saying a word. The priest, seized by remorse dell'insano gesture rushes on the Bible in search of Psalm 129.
'Psalm 129: Go ahead, higher and higher, you will find the glory ...'
Moral No. 2: At work, always be well informed!
Lesson No. 3
A representative, an employee and a director of personnel leaving the office at noon and go to a restaurant when on a bench found an old oil lamp. The rub is
and the genie of the lamp. 'Generally, three wishes, but as you are three, you'll have one each'.
The employee pushes the other and shouts: ' it's up to me, to me .... I want to be on a pristine beach in the Bahamas, always on holiday, without any thought that might disturb my peace '. Having said that vanishes. The representative
cries: 'To me, to me, it's up to me! I want to enjoy a pinacolada on a beach in Tahiti with the woman of my dreams' It vanishes.
It's up to you, says the genie, looking at the personnel officer.
'I want those two come back after lunch to work!'
Moral # 3: Always let the boss to speak first!
Lesson No. 4
In class the teacher turns to John and asks him: 'There are five birds perched on a branch. If you shoot at a bird, how many I have left? ' Gianni says, 'No, because with the noise of the shot will fly away all'. The teacher: 'Well, the answer was four, but I like the reasons'. Then John says, 'Can I ask you a question now? The teacher 'Alright. There are three women sitting on a bench eating ice cream. A lick gently at the sides, the second swallows everything up to the cone, while the third gives small bites on top of ice cream.
Which of the three married? '
The teacher blushes and says, 'I suppose the second ... that swallows up the ice cream cone '
Gianni,' Well, the correct answer was the one that takes faith, but ... I like reasons'!
Moral # 4: Let that reason will always prevail.
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
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We arrived at a figure that I can hardly write 83,500,000.00.
We arrived at a figure that I can hardly write 83,500,000.00.
Obviously I played well today my columns for what they can serve.
And everyone is telling them what they would do with times as much money in his pocket. Meanwhile there is to say that as has already been specified are exempt, at least for the year of winning.
There are those who buy homes on homes, those machines, entire neighborhoods, boats, helicopters and so on. etc.. and of course the only voice that is common to all is ... TOPA ... TOPA much.
Thinking about what to do with that mountain of money I find it tiring fancy, as almost impossible and think about everything you want but that will never happen I find it tiring .. at least for me.
The only thing I would do is a lot of charity .. but the real one and not the various associations and foundations, and of course all my fix.
But the problem is not so much to me then you will never ...
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Here's something I've always thought and which had never been done ... midget fight on the battlefield.
Here's something I've always thought and which had never been done ... midget fight on the battlefield.
I would have preferred a more acquisitions in the digital terrestrial (technology desired by the nano to fund with the money of the state contribution, his finances nell'incarazione manufacturer's decoders and his brother to try not to get out of hand the control of information that was moving towards Murdok which is making a ruthless war, in fact) but it was perhaps asking too much, it's OK to choose the satellite channel, which is visible on the number 813 to the sky platform.
It will be a participatory television by users as the existing channel Current, also broadcast on Sky ago.
So a big ass in the new nano for the creature!
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Well there is no much to say about these new scientific discoveries.
Well there is no much to say about these new scientific discoveries.
Some things are always seen with the naked eye! :-)
Saturday, October 4, 2008
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2012 .. the end?
He speaks quite recently on this network December 23, 2012 alleged date for the end of the world, shifting of the earth, came the UFOs, World War III etc.etc. all because they simply ends the cycle of long-term candelario Maya who had drawn up (these were advanced more than that today's society ..).
He speaks quite recently on this network December 23, 2012 alleged date for the end of the world, shifting of the earth, came the UFOs, World War III etc.etc. all because they simply ends the cycle of long-term candelario Maya who had drawn up (these were advanced more than that today's society ..).
Obviously this is speculation without any basis in science would create a hype on which profit with blogs, books, and anything else tramissioni.
would be a bit like saying that there will be the end of the world on December 31 of each year because our calendar ends on that rather then again the following year.
And so will the Mayan long-term.
Riinizierà simply.
Whatever happens or does not happen, enjoy the life that is one, irrespective of when it will end.
nonstante It seems like a bad period, you cry on them above, which is useless .. Today, however, seems to go quite fashionable to complain all the time ..
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